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Chaos Attraction: Jury Duty 3: A Not Fun Case This Time — 10.23.2014 by Jennifer
Okay, you know something has gone wrong with your life when you think a two-week long murder trial sounds more relaxing than going to your job. “Hey, all I have to do is sit there. Nobody’s going to be asking ME questions!”
Awfully Chipper: Dislecsia — 10.21.2014 by Maud_Gonne
"He presented as a well-groomed child." My proudest moment, right there.
Awfully Chipper: Adding a favicon to your WordPress blog — 10.18.2014 by Maud_Gonne
This one's for the bloggers.
Chaos Attraction: A Week Of Short Entries — 10.17.2014 by Jennifer
I have a jury duty call for next week. I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!! You have no idea how DELIGHTED I am to get to go to jury duty and not have to go to work.
Awfully Chipper: Spoilers — 10.16.2014 by Maud_Gonne
We have an answer. And it's just the beginning of everything.
Still Waters Run No Mills — 10.16.2014 by planetmort
My old cat Daisy is still hanging in there.
Still Waters Run No Mills — 10.15.2014 by planetmort
Homesick, just a little.
Chaos Attraction: Art Shows, Costumes, Books — 10.12.2014 by Jennifer
WOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FUN HAVEN'T BEEN CHEERFUL DRUNK FOR AWHILE YOU GUYS!
Awfully Chipper: Awards Afternoon — 10.5.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Yes of course I blogged about the awards ceremony I didn't go to.
Not Travelling At Speed - Things I Am Learning When Training for Six Inch — 10.5.2014 by kju
Showers forecast in Dwellingup can be torrential rain or actual showers. Pack a complete fresh set of clothes for afterwards - top and bottom. The week you don't will be the week that it is torrential, and you will have to wrap a towel around your bottom half to sit in the Blue Wren Cafe and eat the best pie in the world.
Awfully Chipper: Informative — 10.3.2014 by Maud_Gonne
A trip to the zoo and some education all round.
Chaos Attraction: The Requisite Post-Hawaii Hangover Meltdown Entry — 09.30.2014 by Jennifer
Like much as I really wish I could move to Hawaii, the practicalities are just too *beeping* hard for me to figure out and I'd probably regret it when I ended up living in a van down by the ocean.
Awfully Chipper: Knit knot knat that — 09.29.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Knitting is just holes tied together with string, right?
Awfully Chipper: Snippet — 09.26.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Turning leaves and growing children.
Quite Contrary: Running Through Town — 09.25.2014 by maryann
I'm sure everyone was terribly entertained by this change from the lady who pushes the giant yellow stroller while dragging a chubby beagle and saying "whatever that is, it's not dog food."
Awfully Chipper: Well this isn't morbid at all — 09.24.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Thoughts on death. Blame autumn.
Chaos Attraction: Tribes Review — 09.21.2014 by Jennifer
On Thursday (since I had the night off), I went to see the play Tribes. It was a stunning review and the play itself was freaking awesome.
Chaos Attraction: Renaissance Faire the Second — 09.21.2014 by Jennifer
She had on, no joke, a Renaissance cow costume.
Awfully Chipper: Dance now — 09.20.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Hawaiian shirts and unironic mustaches: an evening out with the more mature crowd.
Awfully Chipper: Smugly — 09.19.2014 by Maud_Gonne
A brief list of things that are giving me some amount of satisfaction just now.
Quite Contrary: First Haircut — 09.17.2014 by maryann
We finally had our kid's hair cut.
Awfully Chipper: Beetly — 09.16.2014 by Maud_Gonne
I wonder where the old me went. The me who hated pickles and beets.
Still Waters Run No Mills — 09.16.2014 by planetmort
Best. DNF. Ever.
Awfully Chipper: Imaginative play — 09.14.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Mabel is very good at playing. With all the toys in the house. At once. On the floor.
Awfully Chipper: Jazz hands — 09.12.2014 by Maud_Gonne
How am I doing now my baby has gone to school? I'll let John Barrowman answer that one for me. (You need to go to the end for the link.)
Megan knows arse-all about... — 09.11.2014 by blau
(Björk song titles I've probably previously used.) I could try to be whimsical or wise, but I'm feeling neither.
Awfully Chipper: Fun is relative — 09.9.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Kindergarten report.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 09.9.2014 by blau
(Manipulation.) I wonder if there are fart jokes.
Chaos Attraction: Flower Drum Song (Revised Version) — 09.7.2014 by Jennifer
I need to point out that this production ended in an interesting way: all of the actors onstage introduced themselves and said where they were born and what heritage they had. This came off as incredibly touching and cool and was really a moment for the audience. (Second of two.)
Awfully Chipper: Generation gap — 09.6.2014 by Maud_Gonne
I got into a Twitter conversation today with someone who mixed The Princess Bride up with The Princess Diaries.
Awfully Chipper: Beginner's Luck — 09.4.2014 by Maud_Gonne
I won a photo contest at the weekend. Not since the drama-exam drama of 1983 have I been party to such an upset.
Awfully Chipper: Dear kindergarten teacher — 09.3.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Please see the children, not the chaos.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 09.2.2014 by blau
(Pacing.) At the risk of going all McConaughey on you, life is mostly just livin’, y’all.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 08.30.2014 by blau
(Quality time with Photoshop.) They don’t have time for strangers or socialising, preferring to attend to their official cat business. (mostly a photo post.)
Quite Contrary: Due Date Anniversary — 08.27.2014 by maryann
One year ago today was my due date. We've got awhile to go yet before we get to the birthday, but we've reached the due date.
Awfully Chipper: Your Kindle won't do this — 08.27.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Sorting through used books is an eye-opener.
Quite Contrary: Earthquake — 08.24.2014 by maryann
Holy smokes, it was an earthquake. I have lived here for nearly six years and this was the first one I've felt.
Awfully Chipper: So what did we learn this summer? — 08.24.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Maybe we didn't learn so much about Einstein or do as many chores as we'd planned to, but the lessons of the summer will pay dividends in the coming school year.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 08.24.2014 by blau
(Pizzles.) Not long after I got all smug about passing someone sponsored by the raw food restaurant in town, a dude wearing leather trousers sped by me, and soon after that, I spotted a woman ahead of me in hiking boots.
Quite Contrary: Beachy — 08.22.2014 by maryann
Our beach lunch today was kind of a disaster. (mostly photos)
New York Diaries 1609-2009 featuring Sara Astruc
We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!
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