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Megan knows arse-all about... 10.8.2015 by blau
(Where this came from.) Frustration and anger can only get you, and your ’cause’ so far. You want better? Do better. Be better.
Chaos Attraction: Four Festival Weekend 10.5.2015 by Jennifer
I went to four festivals this weekend. This is a little hectic.
Megan knows arse-all about... 10.2.2015 by blau
(Information.) It’s been a long time, but I have forgiven her, even though thinking about it still makes me very angry and very, very sad sometimes.
Still Waters Run No Mills 09.24.2015 by planetmort
My cat is still old.
Megan knows arse-all about... 09.19.2015 by blau
(Evolution.) The ability to communicate, and quickly disseminate, that Grok had tracked a giant Wildebeest herd, that Nadeli had disappeared after wandering into a cave, or that Chad discovered that drinking rotten berry goo made you merrier was super beneficial.
Chaos Attraction: Improv Jam #7 09.18.2015 by Jennifer
"My bra is paper mache and you can hit it with a stick."
Chaos Attraction: Getting Lost in Cameron Park 09.16.2015 by Jennifer
let’s just say I’m amazed at that dude’s nerve for doing that particular activity with his mom in the front row.
Chaos Attraction: Improv Lab 3 and Improv Jam 09.16.2015 by Jennifer
“Mike’s in vice, he’s really gotten into the role...”
Megan knows arse-all about... 09.1.2015 by blau
(Sonic legumes.) There are no dangerous metronomes on the savannahs.
Chaos Attraction: Improv 201 Graduation Performance: I Didn't Know What That Chair Thing Was... 08.31.2015 by Jennifer
“You got your husband pregnant in the game of Life?”
Chaos Attraction: Sue Grafton 08.31.2015 by Jennifer
She has no idea how it's going to end otherwise or if Kinsey will ever end up with any guy—the character has a mind of her own and Sue just chronicles it all.
Chaos Attraction: Improv 201, Week 8: The Beautiful Ballet Of The Breach 08.31.2015 by Jennifer
“Always edit in rummaging around your wife's vagina.”
Still Waters Run No Mills 08.26.2015 by planetmort
The more things change, the more they change.
Chaos Attraction: An Entry About Improv 08.25.2015 by Jennifer
It's so stereotypically damn FEMALE of me to feel like I need to back down or back off when someone--let's face it, a dude--enthusiastically jumps in.
Chaos Attraction: Watching the Hugos 08.25.2015 by Jennifer
“This year you could be bitten by a rabid marmot, or some random man could come up to you singing Hare Krishna...”
Chaos Attraction: Weekend Show Reviews 08.25.2015 by Jennifer
“Do you know how hard it is for girls to aim? You’re welcome!”
Chaos Attraction: Improv 201, Week 7: All I Needed Was To See Jesus 08.25.2015 by Jennifer
“If you're dirty, you better be smart and dirty."
Chaos Attraction: The Twelve Dates Of Christmas 08.17.2015 by Jennifer
REMEMBER: NOTHING SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LIKE RAT FECES.
Chaos AttractIon: The Great American Trailer Park Christmas Musical 08.17.2015 by Jennifer
Songs in this include “Christmas In My Mobile Home,” “Christmas Is For Dummies,” “Twelve Days of Amnesia,” “Christmas Leather Love,” and “Black and Blue on Christmas Eve.”
Chaos Attraction: Improv 201, Week 6: It's Like Choreographed Chaos For 3 Minutes 08.14.2015 by Jennifer
"Snorting coke and bathrooms reminds me of finals week..."
Chaos Attraction: Aftermath Meeting #2 08.14.2015 by Jennifer
I did like someone’s quote of “Since it was a drill I wasn’t sure at what point we “knew” something was wrong.” GOOD POINT.
Megan knows arse-all about... 08.13.2015 by blau
(Haze.) I'd sit in the hallway of the community centre-ish bit of the church building, hoping that just being next to a stained glass window would be holy enough.
Chaos Attraction: Aftermath Meeting 08.12.2015 by Jennifer
“Thank you to our colleagues for saving our lives because they died.” (More discussion of shooting.)
Chaos Attraction :Improv 201, Week 5: An Orchestra No One Is Conducting 08.11.2015 by Jennifer
“It’s like a Back to the Future helicopter.”
Chaos Attraction: Getting Shot At 08.11.2015 by Jennifer
“In my mind I want to be a superhero, but not so much.”
Chaos Attraction: Well, You Might Get A Good Story Out Of It.... 08.11.2015 by Jennifer
So the armed shooter event is happening tomorrow and...I'm nervous about it.
Megan knows arse-all about... 08.5.2015 by blau
(Zestiness.) From today’s ‘Megan Problems’ files:
Chaos Attraction: Improv 201, Week 4: You Didn't Even Sniff My Butt 07.31.2015 by Jennifer
“You'd probably have to hump him, is what I'm saying.”
Chaos Attraction: Trainwreck 07.31.2015 by Jennifer
LeBron James is delightful and hilarious and who knew he had it in him? Downton Abbey watching, cheapskate bill payer who doesn’t wanna end up like MC Hammer (well, who does?), fervent pimper of Cleveland, plays the “best friend” role perfectly.
Chaos Attraction: Another Last Night In Summer 07.31.2015 by Jennifer
I normally love summer, but the suckiest things about it here are (a) work because it's a worse busy/special snowflake season, and (b) it's moving season and everyone but me seems to move on.
Chaos Attraction: Shakespeare Festival Day 07.31.2015 by Jennifer
Not to mention that literally every show I’ve seen this weekend has girls dressed up as dudes. It’s a theme!
Chaos Attraction: Sabers From Dawn To Dusk 07.31.2015 by Jennifer
Anyway, the "secretly I'm a girl" discussion went well when the Nazi and his cohort broke in and Mel had her fake zucchini dick shot off trying to save the guy.
Chaos Attraction: Improv 201, Week Three: Kaploosh Is A Meltdown 07.31.2015 by Jennifer
Another one that worked well was a girl walks in on a baby shower in the neighborhood and just wanting to join in, and in the second beat she showed up for the kid's birthday party a few years later.
Chaos Attraction: What's Your Five O' Clock? 07.29.2015 by Jennifer
I was thinking, "DRINKTIME," but no, that's not what they meant. (Trigger warning for discussion of guns and massacres.)
Chaos Attraction: Didn't Break The Dog, Did Break The Car 07.29.2015 by Jennifer
I should just drive up to some mechanic every 3 months. "What's wrong?" "You tell me, here's several hundred dollars."
Chaos Attraction: Improv 202, Week 2: It's Still Nothing Like World Of Color! 07.29.2015 by Jennifer
I'm too used to playing along with crazy people IRL.
Chaos Attraction: Magic Mike XXL 07.29.2015 by Jennifer
"You're destroying sea turtle biosphere with that urine."
Chaos Attraction: Hasa Diga Eebowai 07.29.2015 by Jennifer
I'm not going to be saved out of this job.
Chaos Attraction: Christmas In July: Family For Christmas 07.28.2015 by Jennifer
Hannah burns the cookies. I nee to add that to my list of Hallmark tropes, because it happens in every movie except The Christmas Ornament.
Chaos Attraction: The Book Of Mormon and Mary Poppins: The Musicals 07.28.2015 by Jennifer
Because for all of your first world problems like job hating and whatever, hey, at least you don't have maggots in your scrotum.