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Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.19.2014 by blau
(Barbarism.)(Holidailes Day #18.) Good weather, good food, unruly apes; I don't think Gibraltar's changed much in 200 millenia.
Quite Contrary: Ten! Wow. — 12.18.2014 by maryann
My husband and I went on our first date ten years ago today.
Chaos Attraction: Hallmark Movie Reviews: Last Year's Wrapup Edition — 12.18.2014 by Jennifer
Even worse, Will takes that as the time to tell Alice he's pretty much already sold her business for multi-millions. Alice is very tactful about quietly walking out of the room instead of having a rage meltdown.
Chaos Attraction: Avoiding Family Holidays — 12.17.2014 by Jennifer
Your family LITERALLY THINKS YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND SAID SO TO YOUR FACE AT CHRISTMAS. Do NOT go back for Christmas unless they apologize and kiss your ass up the wazoo.
Chaos Attraction: A Discussion of Holiday Breakup Season — 12.16.2014 by Jennifer
What we are arguing about here is whether or not there is a crucial difference between "break up before and ruin their holiday" and "break up after and ruin their holiday."
Quite Contrary: An Adventure — 12.15.2014 by maryann
Riding the bus with a small child on a Friday night.
Chaos Attraction: Good Car News, Bad Car News — 12.15.2014 by Jennifer
I'm not even going to try bailing out the water until the weekend because what's the point of trying now?
Awfully Chipper: Christmas past — 12.15.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Traditions are memories we can make over and over again.
Chaos Attraction: Dickens Fair — 12.15.2014 by Jennifer
"I was watching Ellen. I had a glue gun. And this happened."
Awfully Chipper: Christmas: I'm doing it wrong — 12.14.2014 by Maud_Gonne
I remarked to a friend on Facebook this morning that Iím unsuited to modern life.
Chaos Attraction: Mike Birbiglia — 12.12.2014 by Jennifer
Nathan Lane's verdict was, "If it's funny...and it's true...then you gotta do the joke."
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.12.2014 by blau
(Time spent/wasted.)(Holidailies Day #12.)
I couldnít find non-speculative-geek-in-a-basement confirmation in the limited time I spent throwing this list together.
Chaos Attraction: Stormageddon — 12.11.2014 by Jennifer
I don't even bother to open my umbrella, but it's not actually THAT bad out. Sure, it's dark and wet, but not horrendous.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.11.2014 by blau
(Phrasing.)(Holidailies Day #11.)
I think itís safe to say that Iím not going to be hopping on a flight to Los Angeles for trivia glory any time soon.
Awfully Chipper: The Facebook Parenting Generation — 12.10.2014 by Maud_Gonne
This generation is the first to raise children communally in a way our parents never did, thanks to social media.
Chaos Attraction: The Calm Before The Storm — 12.10.2014 by Jennifer
The STORM OF THE CENTURY WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE is coming tonight and is guaranteed to cause blackouts and power outages for days and days.
Quite Contrary: Seasonal — 12.10.2014 by maryann
The Binding of Isaac Rebirth release might legitimately have something to do with the lack of blogging. A couple other actually even more ridiculous things as well, but let's blame video games.
Chaos Attraction: Hallmark Movie Reviews: Dancing and Singing Edition — 12.9.2014 by Jennifer
I can see "two rights make a wrong" is kinda where they are trying to go here. You know, thrown in with a dash of You've Got Mail super awkward business destroying.
Chaos Attraction: Reno — 12.8.2014 by Jennifer
I took pictures of the THREE snowmen I spotted in the area. The reason this is funny is that they have signs posted about NO SNOW PLAY and I spotted three snowmen.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.7.2014 by blau
(Wordsmithing.)(Holidailies Day #7.)

Good for them.

Better for me, though, because I got the point.
Chaos Attraction: Not Too Shabby Chic — 12.7.2014 by Jennifer
I also found a tree topper shaped like a giant crown, which was so insane I had to get it. It was labeled "shabby chic," which I heartily disagree with.
Chaos Attraction: Hallmark Movie Reviews: Steve Guttenberg Santas Edition — 12.5.2014 by Jennifer
I was just waiting around until the last ten minutes when he finally tells her who he is so I could hear the giant "WHAT?!?!" that followed.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.5.2014 by blau
(Spicy hagiography.) (Holidailies Day #5.)
Assumed makes an ass out of U and Med, which is almost like Meg.
Chaos Attraction: Stupid Protest — 12.4.2014 by Jennifer
They are also ah, rioting downtown today, so that's fun.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.4.2014 by blau
(Lexicography.)(Holidailies Day #4.)
Itís a much better modern Antipodean feat than surfing on a dead whale.
Chaos Attraction: The Dreich — 12.4.2014 by Jennifer
Anyway, for the moment I am feeling remarkably un-angsty about this particular issue. Just kinda....clear.
Awfully Chipper: I literally laughed my head off — 12.3.2014 by Maud_Gonne
No. No, I didn't. But Dash might have done.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.3.2014 by blau
(Imported dairy products.)(Holidailies Day #3)
Donít expect a thorough biography here. Especially since I have a hair appointment in an hour.
Chaos Attraction: Ugly Christmas Sweater #1 — 12.2.2014 by Jennifer
Yes, I finally came through on that ugly sweater idea from last year. And I did it about the Burning Goat.
Chaos Attraction: Cirque Dreams Holidaze — 12.1.2014 by Jennifer
I don't think it's good show design that busting out random puppets nearly made me miss someone STANDING ON A DUDE'S HEAD.
Megan knows arse-all about... — 12.1.2014 by blau
(Sap.) (Holidailies Day 1.) But she was pretty drunk, so reasoning with her wasn't going to make a dent in that bit of self-pitying-stubbornity.
Awfully Chipper: Galloping — 11.28.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Evolution made sick children are especially cute so that we don't just leave them for the wolves.
Chaos Attraction: TEDx, Crafts, Inflatables — 11.27.2014 by Jennifer
There's nothing like being guilted about eating food on Thanksgiving, y'all!
Megan knows arse-all about... — 11.26.2014 by blau
(Reason.) As their collections department only gave me a weekís leeway, Iím a bit concerned.
Awfully Chipper: Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do — 11.22.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Is Mabel cut out for Daisy Scouts? Is Maud, for that matter?
Awfully Chipper: A short rant about Harry Potter. — 11.17.2014 by Maud_Gonne
Nerd alert.
Chaos Attraction: I Have Deeply Offended David Sedaris — 11.17.2014 by Jennifer
What all of this boils down to is, Jackie and I were first in line and dear god, I was not prepared for this.
Chaos Attraction: The Gambling Lady — 11.16.2014 by Jennifer
Oh, and Target has some cheap ugly sweater outfits going on there--I got one that says "Bah Humbug" with a cat trapped in a sweater.
Awfully Chipper: In which I have a heart of stone — 11.16.2014 by Maud_Gonne
A story from Mabel.
Not Travelling At Speed: Chat pace, recalculated. — 11.15.2014 by kju
Halfway through this monologue my brain registered that here I was, giving it a reasonable amount of welly (really, I was doing about 5 minute kilometre pace at that point) going up the teeny tiny hill, and giving someone coherent instructions. It was mindblowing. I had a new 'chat pace'. And it was fast!
New York Diaries 1609-2009 featuring Sara Astruc
We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!
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